Johannesburg issue?

So internet's been a little b*tch, but i'm back now!! The ranting shall continue.... 

Its hella cold today but its not snowing or nothing, it rained a bit but that stopped ages ago. 

I just seen some dumb b*tch in knee-high boots,jeans, thick coat, beanie, scarf & gloves.....Drinking out of a thermal mug, I'm guessing its coffee or another hot beverage - judging by the amount of steam). I'm sorry, but when did we move to the middle of the Artic?

Thats the thing about Joburgers,we see a bit of sunshine we think we're on jersey Shore. We see a bit of rain we're instantly transported to the middle of the Artic.

I guess every city has its own issues. The Johannesburg issue is: People don't know how to f*cken dress!!

Xoxo

 ♡I was crazy back when being crazy really meant something✌

 

 

Look at me.... I'm a f*cken escort!!

Oh how i loathe attention seekers!!

This is not a hater blog, i am not a hater.

But  people  that spend hours everyday constructing themselves in such a way that they get oodles of attention & then they wanna cry foul when they get said attention, [because they're walking round the mall in a bikini top & a tube top-worn as a skirt],  that really pisses me off. I'm sorry, i thought this was Johannesburg not Jersey Shore. 

So unless you plan on spending the next 6 hours driving to the nearest beach.... You really have no business showing us your 'business' in the mall & then getting all butthurt when you attract the wrong kind of attention. 

You live in JOHANNESBURG!! You are in the middle of the continent, not on the beach front. 

Cover up your hanging titties, put on some decent clothes, fix your drag queen make-up & i PROMISE people will stop thinking you are an escort! 

 Did that offend you?

Idgaf!! Cause it's the truth

Xoxo

✯ Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance✯